Friday, November 9

I just need a little of your time...

So, so, so much nothing going on right now!

  • It’s a cold, grey Friday. I really don’t feel like doing anything.
  • I have three new books at home and some super fab pasta…why am I at work???
  • My brother was on Life this week. He’s the computer nerd. GO. WATCH. NOW.
  • A new Bojangles opened up right near our office. One of the salesmen went and got everyone breakfast. Everyone but me because I can’t have really yummy, greasy, ulcer irritating FREE food. I can however listen to everyone else groan and moan with pleasure at their breakfasts while I eat my yogurt. It’s like food porn around here. Bastards.
  • I never really woke up this morning. I got up. It’s different.
  • I seem to be the person in the office people come to with life questions. I don’t know why – I really don’t like any of them and tend not to actually think before dispensing advice.
  • The day after our local elections were over and those pointless hatchet jobs people call political commercials were off the air we ended up with a flood of high fructose holiday ads. If I went on a killing spree of ad execs do you think anyone would care? Except whoever thought up the Geico lizard. You’re safe.
  • I think Damon Wayans and Rush Limbaugh should be locked in a glass room and forced to fight to the death. Then we flood the room with gas to finish of the ‘murderer’. Two birds, one stone. AND we could televise it to help get us through the writer’s strike. I’m a freaking genius. Why? Go here.
  • I'm heading down to Chucktown next week for Mama G's Birthday Extravaganza. I go into training today.

So, what's up with the minions?

12 Comments:

Jay said...

That was your brother??? He's AWESOME!! That's one of the few shows I actually watch every week. That and Pushing Daisies.

Tell him he rocked!

WNG said...

Yea, yea, yea!!! He's been a foreman on Boston Legal, done a really bad Movie of the Week called Pandemic and some commercials. This was the biggest paying job he's had so far so we were all really proud of him. I'll tell him Jay, Thanks :)

NoRegrets said...

I don't know what Life is... I'm so out of it.
I really like the Target ads too. Or at least, they used to be good.

WNG said...

NoR - It's show on NBC and you can watch it online (hint, hint) to see my awesome sibling. The regular Target ones are alright, but when they start rerunning the holiday ones from last year I get twitchy.

NoRegrets said...

Sorry to inadvertently freak you out on my blog!

WNG said...

It's ok - you have to expect things like that when you have an idiotic phobia.

Susan said...

Wait, you're afraid of whales, wng? Or Elmo?

and he rocks, by the way..brother G

WNG said...

Yes, he does. And his name is Theo, so it's almost like we're the Huxtables.
Ok, I see I'll have to explain this...I'll post on my slight...issue...with whales tomorrow. Then you guys can laugh for the rest of the weekend :)

NoRegrets said...

What chapter especially shoudl I watch? I can't watch it all today.

WNG said...

Of Life? This week's episode and look for the tall G look-a-like at the computer. Which would help if you knew what I looked like but you don't. Ok- starting over: It's Wednesday's episode, "Theo - Big Brother of G" plays one of the two computer techs for the police dept. He's the one who plays the video game.
Enjoy!

Susan said...

Is it the penis size, G? 'cause I've seen pictures of them and they frighten me too.

WNG said...

No, Susan, but thanks for that image at 8:24 on a Saturday morning.