Wednesday, November 28

Let Me Clear My Throat

People:

If I actually felt like listening to or dealing with any of your bullshit, being in this office at all or even being awake right now do you think I would have this expression on my face?

Back off before I fuck you up. Today is NOT the day to test me.

10 Comments:

His Sinfulness said...

I feel your pain. I have thought of adding barbed wire and caltrops to my desk decor...

WNG said...

Not a bad idea... you get to live.

Jay said...

Every time a person walks up to your desk today just pull a loaded Glock 9mm out of the drawer and place in on the desk. Then look up at them and say "What do you want?"

They'll leave.

WNG said...

I am the reason there should be gun control, Jay. I have poor impulse control. So far it's only been cursing like a sailor under my breath and breathing fire. Who knows what would happen if I had a glock...is it wrong that I'm smiling for the first time right now?

Susan said...

I'd like to first point out: awesommme songgggg!!!

Second: You've been to my page so I've obviously not the person to answer this question today.

Mental. Health. Day. Go now.

WNG said...

I actually just had a mini meltdown so everyone's giving me some room now. Amazing what the survival instinct will do.

Flynn said...

I feel your pain hun, you just have to make sure you're having the argument you want to have.

They want to talk to you about feelings, reply by blaming them for waking you up. It works wonders for me...

Some douche: Why isn't my computer done yet?!
Flynn: GIVE ME BACK MY COAT!
Some douche: Umm, what?
Flynn: WHY DID YOU TAKE MY COAT!?!
Some douche: But... we're inside... and...eep....

100% guaranteed to end any unwanted argument in under four lines...

WNG said...

:)
Yea Flynn!

I am not Star Jones said...

can you do the button of this?

WNG said...

I can barley work the internets... but I know people who know shit. I'll work on it:)