Thursday, April 10

DFTL: Chibirthday!

Next Thursday (the Official Birthday of G) there will be no DFTL because I’ll be in Chicago with Papa G eating great steaks and drinking whiskeys in blues clubs. So here’s your birthday edition a week early.

Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too!

Come on babe
why don’t we paint the town
and all that Jazz
Start the car I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold but the piano’s hot
It’s just a noisy hall where there’s a nightly brawl
And all

In comments: birthday or Chicago (the band, musical or city) lyrics…


Doc said...

Week Early Happy Birthday wishes to 'G'

NoRegrets said...

Woo hoo! All that jazz. Vacations are great. Birthday vacations are even better.

WNG said...

Hi doc! Thanks! It is NEVER too early for happy or birthday or WISHES!!!

hmm...maybe no more coffee for G...

NoR let's take that one step further: birthday vacations that include alcohol and fattening foods are the BEST!!!

oh...and family too, of course...

Jay said...

Happy Birthday month to you.

Happy Birthday month to you.

Happy Birthday month to you.

Happy Birthday month dear WNG ...

Happy Birthday month to yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ;-)

WNG said...

And I ddin't even have to bribe you, Jay!

Thanks :)

Susan said...

How I loooovee All That Jazz. However, I prefer:

He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime! (of course the "he ran into my knife, he ran into my knife ten times!" ranks up there with me)

Ohhh and:
If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragout
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you
When they pass that basket
Folk contribut to
You out in for Mama
She'll put out for you

Now, if we're speaking of Chicago the band..hrmm..

After all that weve been through
I will make it up to you
I promise to
And after all thats been said and done
You're just the part of me I cant let go

Oh G...Make Sappy susan gooo awaaay.

WNG said...

Susan rocks in all her many forms :)

he ran in to my knife ten times is one of the funniest lines in a musical EVER...not that i'm homicidal...i'm just sayin'...

Susan said...

I firmly agree, G. I love me some musicals. I may have to rent that for tonight after painting furniture. hrrmm..

WNG said...

Uh huh. 'painting furniture', is that what they're calling it now?


Susan said...

I can read the jealousy in that smiley. ;)

You know I call it what it is. I'm definitely planning on taking the night off tonight. That's how AWESOME last night was.

NoRegrets said...

Oh you two...

WNG said...

NoooooRRRR She's being meeeaaann to mee!!!


it's birthday month - I should be getting laid too damnit!

Susan said...

NoRRRRR she's using the "birthday month" excuse again (WHHINNEE) lol

G: Come to WV. I know some FINE people I could hook you up with...Get ya laid like a...wait, I'm not bustin' out laid lines on a Thursday.

WNG said...

birthday month ALWAYS works
don't tempt me to get in my car, it's getting bad down here...
Go For It - bust out the laid lines!

Susan said...

I filled out a survey on myspace the other day that was talking about "hardwood"...I seriously lost it.

It goes with the laid thing, I swear.

WNG said...

My boss just asked me what I was laughing at...

not good :)

NoRegrets said...

Your next post should be: how you are like a salamander.

Susan said...


OH god nor...

"hey baby..wanna go home and screw like salamanders?"

The CEO said...

And I was going to sing yes sir that's my baby, but I'm out of hardwood at the moment. But I could get some walnut from Tenn......

Have a Glenlivet 21 year old on me, then have another!

WNG said...

Ok, Susan and NoR are voted off the island!!!

Monty and the Glenlivet can stay:)

I was going to say that you guys need mental help...but I think it may be all of us.