Monday, April 14

yes, virginia, there is a birthday week


It's getting ever closer, minions...the Actual Day of The Birth of G fast approaches. Meanwhile I think i'm getting a cold. I'm telling myself that it's allergies and I am refusing to be sick. We'll see how that works out.

Riddle me this minions: why did your very own G start crying on the phone with Mama G last night when she said I was too young to get married. Yes, I want to have the husband and 2.5 baby G's and yes, I'm turning 29 and there aren't even any dates on the horizon and yes we are closing in on the re-virginization of G but none of this explains the crying.

I am not a crier. A bitcher, yes. A crier, no.

Hmmm...

In other news I'll be going to Krush tonight (after my 11 hour workday)with the BPM to exchange gifts and enjoy some birthday revelry. If you haven't checked out the restaurant link yet, please do. How can I rub it in if you don't know what you're missing?

Speaking of crushes... multiple Celebrity Lovers of G are in one (apparently crappy) movie - Street Kings. Will the crappiness keep me away from the movie theatres? Let us ponder: Common and Hugh Laurie in the same movie. Nah. They could be reading the phone book and I'd show up. You do realize this movie was released during birthday month, right? Even Hollywood is Gifting The G!

Speaking of gifting...I leave on a jet plane at 7am Wednesday, so I will be posting my list of appropriate gifts for G tomorrow. Watch for it.

PS. Guess who played pool with a felon this weekend? That's right, I'm hardcore!

25 Comments:

NoRegrets said...

I left you present #1 on my website. I was thinking, if they made them vibrate, it might be good for you. :-)

WNG said...

OK - now I'm skurred...well, let's go look!!!

Susan said...

I'm proud of your felon-friendly ways. You're so rockstar.

WNG said...

I really am, Susan. I didn't win, but that didn't stop people from signing my cleavage.

ahh...

good times....

Jay said...

I don't care what all the movie critics say, I'm going to see Street Kings.

I've played pool with many felons. When I was in college I used to hang out at a place called Roger's Rec Hall. It was a bar where some pretty rough characters went to all the time. I'm pretty sure a lot of the bikers had records. LOL

NoRegrets said...

I wish I had cleavage.

WNG said...

Jay - I doubt you'll get out of it what I will...

NoR - one of the G sisters just had a reduction - I can send you some of hers!

Susan said...

I want PICTURES OF boob signage!!!


Oh god...you know pictures from our extravaganza are going to be BAD. I went to Envy last year at VB and saw porn on the tvs. Thus, I started making out with random people. Me+Virginia Beach=bad bad things.

WNG said...

Or really great things - depending on how you look at it.
I can't take pictures of the signage because it washed off - but not before I looked down in the shower and gave myself a heart attack on Staurday morning thinking I had some crazy skin disease!

NoRegrets said...

Oh, that's so gross. Nope, don't want anyone's leftover cleavage.

Maybe I'll go to VA beach and just videotape the whole event. I could make millions.

You guys should go skydiving that weekend too.

NoRegrets said...

Oh, my, you may hate me for this (as Susan wrote on my blog today) but if I got some of your sister's leftover cleavage, wouldn't my boobs then look like those big cookies where half is white and half is black? Just kidding of course. But damn funny thought. Interesting sight it would be too.

Between our three blogs, I don't see how any of us are getting any work done today.

WNG said...

Ok...skydiving...NO!!!
As for the boobs, I LOVE those cookies!!! Oh wait, that wasn't the point... You could do a chessboard pattern...
Maybe the CEO was right and we should start a sorority...
Hey - if you film us, dow we get a cut of the profits?

Why would I want to do work?!?!?!

Susan said...

I'm sorry. I can only think of oatmeal raisin cookies now.

Big Man said...

What's wrong with getting married at 29?

That seems like the perfect age.

WNG said...

With cinnamon Susan. With cinnamon.

I don't know, Big Man. Mama G is a tad tangy since the big D a couple years ago. (That's a WHOLE other post)I happen to think it's the perfect age myself, but in order to do that you have to meet men who aren't married, deadbeats or gay.
If you have any names...

NoRegrets said...

I'd say early 30's is a better age.

slag said...

Getting older=crying more. I learned that watching Sex in the City. Start buying pints of Ben & Jerry's now. On the up side, you'll never get fat and will have a new guy every week. Good times!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

I'm pretty sure all the phone book readings are on tv. They call them reality shows, but I don't know whose reality they represent.

Have a wonderful trip. And crying is ok. It just proves that you're still alive in deep ways.

You didn't tell us who won at pool, our girl or the felon fellow.

The CEO said...

You three already are a sorority, you just need the house so I have a place to visit the three of you together. We can deal with all the hypotheticals there, with some real food, you know, the good stuff. Theoretical boobage always goes better with ribs, for instance.

Have a fabulous trip!

WNG said...

NoR - I'm looking early 30's right in the face and I'm not sure I like it.

Slag- Dublin Mudslide...
yummm...those guys are pure genius!

Hearts - when the guys I was with relized he had been released the day before they ended the game - which I was WINNING!!! Does it still count when you're playing against someone who hasn't prcticed in 5-10 years?

CEO- I think you're hoping for some crazy 1950's movie hijinks and you'll...well, maybe...

Gye Greene said...

FWIW -- I'm at the age (late 30s), where a fair number of my friends are going through fertility treatment. Apparently, although a fe's fertility declines as she ages, the **major** drop-off is at 38 -- on average (for some, might be 35; for others, might be 41, etc.).

So, you still have a few "buffer years" to go.

--GG

WNG said...

Gye- thanks, but I really don't want to be thinkibng about buffer years. ARGHHH.

Gye Greene said...

Did anyone get you a blue guitar? :)

Unsolicited suggestion: Ever try dating websites? A friend of mine did that, and ended up with a **very** nice lady (they're married now).

It may sound cheezy -- but if you've already exhausted your social networks... Plus, it pre-filters for some blatant "deal-breakers". :)

Naturally, YMMV.


-GG

WNG said...

Gye - No, no one got me a blue guitar...sniffle...gulp...

I've dabbled in dating websites, but never actually been serious about it for a couple reasons: 1. I've never seen anyone really interesting and 2. It kind of bugs me to pay to meet people

But maybe I'll give it a try...

Gye Greene said...

Blue guitar: You hoping for an electric, or an acoustic? (Or, a "sad guitar"?) :)

Paying to meet people: Yeah, I hear you. Just think of it as the cover charge when you go to a club. :)


--GG