Monday, May 19

just another random monday


*Friday night I went to see Erykah Badu in concert with some friends, it was great.
*Saturday I drank for twelve hours straight. Also great, but don’t try this at home kids. Try it at someone else’s house!
*V was in town so there was vodka for about 9 hours before the tequila switch. Amazingly enough I was neither sick that night nor hungover the next morning – although I did wake up at asscrack of six am. Yeah, that was some crap. There is no reason to be awake on a Sunday morning so early that the fast food places aren’t even open.
*Did I mention that my Saturday morning furniture delivery was completely f’ed up? I have a kitchen tabletop surrounded by four chairs in my living room.
*Who saw the Celtics/Cavs game seven yesterday? Who saw Mama G jumping up and down and screaming like a schoolgirl when they (finally) won? She’s so cute.
*In other news I’ll be dealing with furniture ish, recovery from pickling my brain ish, and cleaning my apartment in preparation for the arrival of Mama G on Friday – busy week.
*Mama G and I will be spending the weekend at Virginia Beach with all the rest of the tourists. This does not mean we are taking sides in the Myrtle Beach/VA Beach smackdown (come one Myrtle Beach is the clear winner to anyone who’s been to both).
*Tomorrow we’ll return to our regularly scheduled program of things that could possibly matter to someone – today I’ll wallow in my pickled brain, partial furniture and lack of coffee.

So, how was your weekend?

33 Comments:

Doc said...

Drinking for 12 straight hours... WOW!
(I am going to try that this coming Sunday for the Coke 600)

We had a good weekend here...Shopped and Relaxed etc. Not too exciting.

Susan said...

I totally agree on the beach thing. Virginia beach is just so...not Myrtle. However, it will rock when we are there!

Little bro graduated college. I didn't cry by some miracle. I also didn't go home with K though I very much would have loved a ride in his fast car.

WNG said...

I haz skillz Doc. Actually I had vodka into which I had cut up a mango, papaya and some pineapple. It sat for about a week until it was super yummy and went down ridiculously easy.
Top that off with five tequila shots at around 11:30 pm and you have G, Drinker of Legend!

OK, Susan, now you have 'Fast Car' playing in my head. I don't know how you didn't cry, I'd have been bawling, but I'm proud of you!

NoRegrets said...

WNG-how can you drink so much and not have a hangover. Oh, that's right, you are YOUNG! Jeez. Or maybe your sunny personality means you don't have arguments with tequila or vodka.

WNG said...

I usually do have hangovers, NoR. I'm putting it down to the fact that V was here to ward off the evil, we had the fruit infused vodka AND the best salsa ever made (triple garlic from my friend Cinnylu)

Thanks for calling me young, I needed that!

Doc said...

Skillz is right dayummmm!...

BTW - I am now in the mood for a beer

Big Man said...

That's a lot of drinking.

WNG said...

Doc:
Mmmmm...beer...
mmm...peachfest!

It's ok, Big Man, I'm a professional. Wait - that didn't sound good.

NoRegrets said...

At the peachfest will you serve fish tacos?

WNG said...

Hi, my name is NoR, and I'm freaking hilarious! I'm posting about peachfest tomorrow - in the meantime yo can ask Doc about snacks :)

WNG said...

Hi, my name is NoR, and I'm freaking hilarious! I'm posting about peachfest tomorrow - in the meantime yo can ask Doc about snacks :)

NoRegrets said...

I must admit, I cracked myself up with that one.

WNG said...

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Truthiz said...

"So, how was your weekend?"

LOL!...compared to yourZ, I didn't do a d*mn thing!

WNG said...

Believe me, truthiz, my life is not usually that exciting :)

Susan said...

...ah more fish taco talk. This is what I miss when I spend the day away.

WNG said...

we live to serve Susan, we live to serve fish tacos!

NoRegrets said...

Speak for yourself WNG! I'm not that easy...

And, was that a hug you were giving me with xxxx??? Susan even admitted she couldn't do that!

Susan said...

I couldn't do what? Fish tacos or hugs? Or are we talking about porn? I get confused when X's are involved.

WNG said...

Fine, NoR, next time I make fish tacos YOU can't have any! And no - I just couldn't think of anything to say so...

Shh, Susan, shh...just drink more vodka and everything will be fine.

Why did it take me so long to realize that I could minimize the window and listen to comedy central while I work???

NoRegrets said...

Susan, what does {} mean?

Susan said...

G: If I could drink vodka at work I'd be a helluva lot happier.

nor: va-jaaaaay-jaaaaaaaay.

Susan said...
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Susan said...

That deleted one was me with my trigger happy finger.

NoRegrets said...

I was answering your question.

Susan said...

nor: Whew do I need a nap. lol

Jay said...

Only 12 hours of drinking? Pfffffft ... amateur. ;-)

His Sinfulness said...

I drank for 12 hours straight once - that divorce was a bitch. International law is so complicated...

The CEO said...

I wish I had been with you, even if I could only drink for 11.5 hours at a time.

WNG said...

Susan and NoR need a time out...obviously.

Jay - amateur? I think not, my friend. Let's go - name the time and place.

I wish you had too, CEO, you would have had a blast. My friends and I are amusing drunks :)

WNG said...

Pater!!! How I've missed you (eyes welling up with tears)

sniffle...

I know what you mean alcohol, nuptuals and international waters just don't mix ;-{

slag said...

Clearly, you're not seeing the bright side here. Having only the tabletop means you won't have to climb up high to dance on the table when you're fall-over drunk. How high could just the top be--like 6 inches? It's all about safety.

WNG said...

Now that I've drivern from work to my house THREE TIMES TODAY I'm no longer seeing the funny...but I may try the dancing tonight!!!