Thursday, October 16

ha ha ha

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What isPolitics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her theGovernment. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about..'

The little boy replies,'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

10 Comments:

NoRegrets said...

yeah, I've heard that one before. it is a good one though.

His Sinfulness said...

Funny, and sadly accurate...

Flynn said...

That's probably the clearest definition of government I've heard sense I've starting paying attention to U.S. politics...

The CEO said...

Precisely, now to hire a nanny and find two kids. I'll see what my wife thinks.

The CEO said...

Just kidding.

Big Man said...

It's sad how funny that was.

WNG said...

Yeah, you do that Monty, and let me know how it works out :-)

I thought it was funny/sad/true... and honestly I was too lazy to write my own post

Deacon Blue said...

Sometimes, lazy is good, WNG.

Dianne said...

I had forgotten this one, thanks!!

I've been catching up on your posts. I could have sworn that you were swamped and not posting and then - wow!! one good one after another

I feel like I'm waiting to exhale on 11/5

slag said...

meh.